This week's Spin Cycle is pretty wide open to interpretation. So I started wondering about my "What Ifs" lately. Unfortunately, most of them end up at WebMD.
What if I need a colonoscopy? Ew.
What if I need an endoscopy? More ew.
What if I have to do both? Can they do both at the same time? What if the hoses meet in the middle?
What if they find something that shouldn't be there?
What if the herniation of my lumbar discs has gotten worse?
What if they recommend surgery?
What if it HASN'T gotten worse and I'm just screwed because no one can figure out why it freaking hurts so much right now?
So you can see my state of mind is not really well-suited right now for handling "What Ifs" and I'm much better off with my head in the sand. If you need me, I'll be right here, with the other ostriches.
