Apparently a decent night's sleep for a change is not conducive to creativity. So after reading Halushki this morning, I am going to blogart (get it? blog+bogart?) her idea of a mid-summer to-do list. Because, God knows I should be doing some of these things.
1. Stop compulsively weighing myself before and after bathroom visits (just kidding) (not really).
2. Individually thank all the nice people who have been reading my ramblings, pushing my visits number over 1000 after about three weeks of blogging. Your gifts will be arriving soon.
3. Fold the damn laundry already.
4. Start mentally preparing myself for the late-August return to my classroom by revising some of the writing curriculum I used last year.
5. Start physically preparing myself for the late-August return to my classroom by repeatedly whacking my forehead with one of the leftover oak boards in the garage.
6. Figure out how to Twitter on my phone.
7. Upgrade the wireless plan so Husband doesn't have to file for divorce over text message charges once I figure out how to Twitter on my phone.
8. Explore back-alley liposuction options, and here I'm thinking of Tom Cruise's eye surgery in Minority Report.
9. Inquire of Husband whether he has ordered my birthday presents I so thoughtfully sent him a link to.
10. Open gift from Jozet at Halushki...wait a minute...is that Elijah Wood?...wtf?...do you hear a loud humming noise?
*I love that spellcheck wants it to say Jozef at Haulage. Seriously, what the hell is haulage?
