Ninety minutes into my drive back to Detroit, I realized I would not make it without more sleep. So, somewhere just west of Kalamazoo, Michigan, I pulled in to McDonald's parking lot to take a catnap, and slept for TWO HOURS.
Then, I looked more like this:
I beat the family getting home, and took advantage of the quiet by dumping everything in the living room and sleeping for two MORE hours. When husband and the kiddies arrived at home, the youngsters started drooling over all the swag. Here is 19-year-old-Girl, decked out in BlogHer glory:
The clown nose and "Born to Blog" t-shirt are from The People's Party, the tiara from Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party, and the feather boa is from BowlHer, where that bitch, Clayton from the Lifetime Network, wouldn't trade me for the blue one, even though it CLEARLY matches my eyes.
I removed the red-eye, but he still looks like the devil, doesn't he?
