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Dear So and So: A Foggy Day

Kat is the Queen of England. Don't let that Liz lady know.

Dear Typepad,

Can you please pin the dialog box for picture formatting to the page? I use an HP Mini, and I have to just give it a good guess when I want to frame a picture in a color lower down on the slide than green. It's more than a little annoying.

I like me some orange,

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Dear Boss-lady,

Reformatting all those Word documents the first time? Was over 30 hours of the most stultifying work I have ever done. When you changed your mind about the format and asked me to do it again? Let's just say, you are lucky I was so tired at the time. It was the only thing that kept me from leaping across the table to strangle beg you to forget about it.

At least I can do it at home,

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Dear Cloud,

Perhaps no one mentioned this to you, but the appropriate placement for your fluffy whiteness is considerably higher off the ground than where you have chosen to position yourself today. Acrophobia is a terrible thing, I agree, but if you don't find a way to get over it, you will find yourself dissipating into nothingness soon. Lucky me, as an earthbound creature, I get to hold on tight to my acrophobia*. You, and the birds? Not so much.

Tired of the frizzies,

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*It keeps the claustrophobia company.

Dear So and So: The Return

Everyone say "Cheers!" to Kat!

Dear Twitter,

Really? What in the world could I have done or tweeted to make you think I'd want to follow Betty Crocker? Or did you mean Betty Draper? Hell, Betty Boop would have been more likely.

Confusedly-

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Dear Colon:

I keep fairly regular hours. Would appreciate if you would do the same. When Elizabeth I said "Once a month, whether I need it or not" she was referring to the baths, not visits to the garderobe.

Step it up a bit, would you-

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Dear Hot Flashes,

If I have done or said something to make you leave, please let me know what it was. I'd like to make sure you stay away for the rest of my natural life.

Cool and comfy-

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Dear Readers,

Last day to enter for the winning of the marvelous book! To clarify, Club Ed on Facebook is for educators (teachers, paraprofessionals, homeschoolers, etc). The book I am giving away is for anyone who cares to enter!

I'll even ship overseas...

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Ed: Although I am employed by The Henry Ford, this post, in no way, reflects the opinions of The Henry Ford.

 

Dear So and So: Still Alive Edition

Dear Jehovah's Witnesses,

Please go away.

Thanks,

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Dear Spring,

Oh, how I love you! Welcome, and feel free to stay for a couple more months!

Warm again, at last,

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Dear Readers,

I have a job interview on Wednesday! It's still at the same history attraction where I am currently working retail, but this is for the Assistant Curator for Education! This is what I was hoping to do, once I got my foot in the door. I'll let you know how it goes.

cross your fingers and toes,

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Dear Laundry Faeries,

I'd appreciate it if you girls could get a move on. Socks and underwear are a priority, please.

Impatiently,

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Dear Bossy,

Thanks for the tour stop in Detroit. It was a pleasure to meet you and (Harrison) Ford! Plus, I got to meet all those wonderful local bloggers.

Names and links to follow,

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Dear So-and-So: Weekly Wrap-Up

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Dear Skirts,

No, no no, ALL the skirts...

How could I have forgotten you? There are so many of you. Well, let's just say there WERE so many of you. Five out of nine are staying, the rest are gong to someone who will actually WEAR you.

Au revoir, skirts!

MAW

Dear Big Ass TV,

Sorry I haven't watched you yet, but the state of disrepair in which you are currently surrounded gives me the hives. I know Hubs will get to the rearranging soon, and I am ready to watch the playoffs in giant, digital glory.

Soon, dear.

MAW

Dear Red Wings,

13 -3 since the Olympic break? How could I not love you to pieces? 

No limits, boys!

MAW

p.s. Sorry about the soft pink border. I'm trying to go with a spring theme, here.

Dear K-Bar,

It's not every sergeant in the U.S. Army who can make one of these beauties! Peeps in g-strings and pasties, pole dancing at Chubby's on a red velvet cake? Very modern armed forces, that is. The Captain will be so jealous.

You rule, sarge. And congrats on the promotion.

MAW

Have a good weekend, everyone. See you again on Monday.

Dear So-and-So: Wardrobe Therapy

Dear Ankle-length denim skirt(s!),

The island is getting smaller, and more stylish. Two of you will need to go.

I haven't decided which of you is staying yet, so feel free to start sucking up now.

Sincerely,

MAW

Dear Feet,

You are the lucky recipients of the Wardrobe Therapy directive to do something nice for my body.  My new job has two components that involve you.

1. lots of walking and standing

B. some form of hosiery is required.

With both of these tenets in mind, I made a trip to the Easy Spirit store yesterday, and came home with these:

and these:

You're welcome.

Love,

MAW

Dear Captain,

It's time to raise the tone at Casa de Dumbass:

 

Yes, from the Frank Lloyd Wright Collection, we have LEGO versions of the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, and Fallingwater, my very favorite Wright home. Both of these yummy items are sold in the shop where I will be working.

Love,

MAW

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Love,

MAW